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How I plan to spend the weekend

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

(via frump3857)

Why is it that when I wake up feeling super dehydrated, I still piss like half a gallon? Couldn’t my body use some of that water elsewhere and make my piss more concentrated?

This is beautiful

(via sylbobaggins)

nubise:

I LOVE IT

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

cubstearns:

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

WAIT I LIVE HERE NOW WHAT MUSEUM

(via reporttheft)

If you watch nothing else today, watch this video and then share it with someone you care about. Everyone needs to know that they too have purpose and that sometimes life isn’t what you expect, but is a grand adventure nevertheless. Hang in there people.

In the Sixth Sense, Haley Joel Osment ad-libbed the famous “I see dead people” line.  The line he was supposed to say was “All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick”

M. Night Shyamalan loved the ad-lib so much he kept it in the movie.

oatmeal:

"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it’s … hang on.  Just a sec.  God f**king damnit. " 

oatmeal:

"Hey bro, you got the time?" 

"Yeah, it’s … hang on.  Just a sec.  God f**king damnit. " 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

(via vermigs)